For all you gross cop apologists + people who haven’t been keeping up:
The big audio post I’ve been working on is a bit of a continuation from the other 2 that we’ve done before. I hope you like it.
The Security Guard is Hootey from Vinesauce
The Phone Guy is litterbot
Freddy is themrcreepypasta
Bonnie is creepypastajr
Chica is trinathewolf
Foxxy is wellheyproductions
Other Audios are
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let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…
It doesn’t make him fabulous to be a barely decent human.
"have you ever heard a girl say they’re in the ‘friendzone’?" YES. YES I FUCKING HAVE. BECAUSE YES, EVEN GIRLS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE. AND SOMETIMES, SOMEONE JUST FUCKING DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK YOU FOR FUCK SAKE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU RATHER THEN FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT OKAY SO MEN COULD YOU PLEASE GET OVER IT AND STOP THINKING THAT YOU’RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN GET FRIENDZONED THANK YOU OH MY GOD I’M SO FUCKING PISSED RN AND YES THE CAPSLOCK IS NECESSARY
why the fuck are you stalking my blog if you literally cannot see anything without saying the most problematic shit? You’re now blocked because holy hell i have NO TIME for people like you who not only love rape jokes, but you also feel entitled to someone’s body and sex even if they say no
and yes it’s entitled, otherwise you wouldn’t call it the friendzone.
if you’re not ok with being someone’s friend, and not having sex, then guess what, you’re not in the “friendzone”, you’re in the “creepy person who cannot respect that not everyone wants to fuck them” zone. fuck off
i literally hate when people always try to dismiss race and act like it “isn’t a problem anymore”
i’m mixed. my dad is a 6’3 black male, my mom is white w/ blonde hair and blue eyes.
you and your family have never been randomly pulled over by cops on several occasions just so they could ask your mom if she’s “okay”
there’s still a fucking problem
interracial relationships dont end racism, point blank.
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.
When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.
YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
i haven’t found the source video yet.
I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤